The High School Graduation Party And Vampire Sex Dungeon
I hobbled to the bathroom as fast as I could, shut the door and gasped out in pain. I dropped the $800 in cash I
The Asian Mail Order Bride
Many Asian women take on American names when they move here, and when I looked at my phone “Jennifer” was calling me for the eighth
The Gig That Took The Piss Out Of Me
One afternoon, I received a phone call from a client who was planning his annual Summer bash in upstate NY. He spent about twenty minutes
The Littlest Gay
As a Lady Gaga impersonator, I have had countless bookings for kids parties. I’m always surprised when a parent calls to tell me that their
The Groom Who Had His Paws (And Other Things) Up.
In the past eight years, i’ve been Lady Gaga at over fifty wedding receptions. I’ve met some amazing couples and families along the way. But
Birthday In The Bushes
Tom snuck me out the back door of his house so his wife wouldn’t see me. It was bitter cold outside and I was skantilly